The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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