i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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