yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
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his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
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He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
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She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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