I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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