Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
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He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
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I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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