Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
cat food counts as protein by the way
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I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
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We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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