Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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