I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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