Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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