If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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