No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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