Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
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Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
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Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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