She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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