And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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