if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Randomize
