:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
my being single is dangerous.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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