Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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