it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
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I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
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One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
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