for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
There's even glitter on my cock...
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