right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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