Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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