Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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