you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
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hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
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If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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