talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Randomize
