Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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