I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
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Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
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We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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