i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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