is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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