Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
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Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
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He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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