I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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