piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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