You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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