if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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