i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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