If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
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It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
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It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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