so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
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I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
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Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs