Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(630): View more from Illinois

Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.

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(503): View more from Oregon

His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.

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(252): View more from North Carolina

Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I need moral support for this bender

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(909): View more from California

I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..

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(847): View more from Illinois

that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.

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