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I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.

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(847): I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil. http://tfl.nu/z427

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.

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(780): we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said. http://tfl.nu/m7ps

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(703): View more from Virginia

I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?

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(703): I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you? http://tfl.nu/lfio

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(512): View more from Texas

that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.

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(512): that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people. http://tfl.nu/5ebd

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(770): View more from Georgia

Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.

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(770): Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar. http://tfl.nu/qm52

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(804): View more from Virginia

What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.

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(804): What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language. http://tfl.nu/0hum

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(530): View more from California

Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?

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(530): Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning? http://tfl.nu/vtt9

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(678): View more from Georgia

My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store

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(678): My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store http://tfl.nu/soqr

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(501): View more from Arkansas

I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.

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(501): I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job. http://tfl.nu/8e8h

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(541): View more from Oregon

Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.

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(541): Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car. http://tfl.nu/sdxj

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(330): View more from Ohio

multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.

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(330): multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint. http://tfl.nu/lrrp

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(516): View more from New York

I spy something regrettable...

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Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.

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(516): I spy something regrettable... (716): Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it. http://tfl.nu/hlqj

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(901): View more from Tennessee

I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around

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(901): I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around http://tfl.nu/mpwe

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(772): View more from Florida

Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me

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(772): Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me http://tfl.nu/3ivl

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(312): View more from Illinois

if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry

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(312): if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry http://tfl.nu/n61w

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