Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
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its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
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After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER