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• (713): View more from Texas

  wait, did i just see you litter out your window??

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  umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed

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• (903): View more from Texas

  he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette

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• (360): View more from Washington

  You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.

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