I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
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