Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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