Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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