I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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