I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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