He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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