I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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