I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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