i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Randomize
