my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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