They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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