tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
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I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
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i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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