love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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