did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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