Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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