i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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