I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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