I must be too annoying 4 u.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
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Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
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I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
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