I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
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6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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