He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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