whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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