I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Michael Bay diarrhea
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
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Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
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Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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