Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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